Velma Hardmann is interviewing a household manager to help with her daughter’s home wedding. Youngest daughter, Dixie, is interviewing a male stripper for big sister Ruthie’s bachelorette party. As Velma mistakingly interviews “Stallion” in the living room, her daughters put prim and proper Nigel Titford through his paces in the guest cottage. The characters may be in the dark but the audience will follow every misconstrued phrase.
Length: Full-length stageplay
Cast: 2 male, 5 female
Awards: Finalist, 2006 McLaren Comedy Playwriting Festival