Pat White and Pat Gray have come to the local television set of Rise and Shine, a morning news/entertainment show, to tape a public service announcement for their groups’ national convention of crocheters – called the Happy Hookers. When an accident knocks the news anchors out of commission just before going live, the two Pats are called on as emergency replacements.
Length: One-act stageplay
Cast: 3 male, 3 female
Awards: Honorable Mention, 2005 McLaren Comedy Playwriting Festival